I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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