Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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