every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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