Don't you send me to vm
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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