Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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