I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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