You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
