I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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