I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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