So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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