I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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