Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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