for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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