i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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