I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She's the barista slut.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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