Your favorite bartender is back from prision
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize