Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
