And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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