i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Randomize
