I murdered the dance floor call the cops
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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