GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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