No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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