So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i drank out of a bidet.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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