Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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