But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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