Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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