spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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