My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
They have beer where we have blood.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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