I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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