I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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