I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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