They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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