well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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