Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You are a booty call, not a friend.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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