Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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