I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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