my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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