ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I still have a little drunk in my system
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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