i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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