Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She announced her abortion via fbk
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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