I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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