I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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