Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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