i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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