But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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