I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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