and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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