Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
