her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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