hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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