I met the friendliest cop last night
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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