Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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