He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
This girl is more easily done than said...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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