How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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