You work out of a Hotel?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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