Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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